GO BACK TO ZE SLEEPINK IN ZE HAPPY HAPPY GREY CELL!! Money the Dictator (GET IT?!?! CUZ MONEY IS THE ROUTE OF ALL- DID YA GET IT?) he wants you to know that EVERYTHING IS HAPPY IN LATVERIA. This writer cannot spell the word subtle.ĭr. So they do everything they can to hammer the sadness in, And when I say hammer I don't mean. Okay, the first major problem is that this game is supposed to be very, very sad. It could have been like the original Dracula novel, told through the letters to the prisoner, that would have been much more effective and probably removed some of the plot holes I'm about to bring up. Why was this a game? Why wasn't it what it already is? You know. That's not "unique." That is just boring. But this game just locks you in a room an force feeds you all the content. You can draw your own conclusions, solve your own mysteries, that kind of thing. And even games like Journey, where all you do is walk, is different because you are being an observer as opposed to a viewer. the effect that YOU can have on a fictional world. Being helpless removes the one thing that makes Video Games their own artform, i.e. The problem being THAT REMOVES THE GAME PART OF THE FUCKING GAME. The deal is that you are supposed to feel completely helpless and unable to effect the outside world. The entire playtime is two hours sitting in a 8 by 12 cell waiting for letters from the outside world. The Country outside is collapsing due to a pandemic and the story is told to you through letters you receive through the outside world.Īaaaaand it would be near the top of my Most Hated Games List if I didn't find it so hilarious.įirst things first. The game takes place in a heinous dictatorship of which you are a prisoner. Does anyone remember this bullshit? It came out a few years ago and it blew EVERYONE'S MIIIIIND because of it's unique style.
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